the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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