just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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