dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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