He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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