btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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