im gay
i know
yea but for you.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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