I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
