Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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