I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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