just come out here and I will go home with you...
babies were throwing up all over the place
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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