ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
