So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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