That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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