walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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