so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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