if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
