Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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