My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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