i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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