Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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