Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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