it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
