Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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