if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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