remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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