margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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