Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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