That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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