I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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