kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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