Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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