my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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