She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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