By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
