Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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