I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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