if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
