you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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