Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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