Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
why is half of my head shaved?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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