This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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