You surviving the open bar?
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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