I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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