Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He did a backflip because drugs
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