So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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