It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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