Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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