I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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