I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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