why didn't you poke me back
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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