Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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